1. My fears are becoming very unnervingly tangible. I found a giant bundle of snaill eggs in my terrarium. My seemingly succesful terrarium will be overrun with snails. Failure.
2. My boss and I stole apple pie from the teacher's lounge fridge today! Delicious.
3. I have to wear two sets of dental elastics at night now. I couldn't fall asleep last night because my mouth was all tangled in latex rings. Terrible.