"The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac"
By Eugene Field
First Edition, 1896
A few humorous chapter titles:
"The Luxury of Reading in Bed"
"The Mania of Collecting Seizes Me"
"On The Odors My Books Exhale"
Cooper: [referring to the book on my desk] What is that?
Severn: My new favorite book.
Cooper: What is it called?
Severn: The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac.