1. My fears are becoming very unnervingly tangible. I found a giant bundle of snaill eggs in my terrarium. My seemingly succesful terrarium will be overrun with snails. Failure.
2. My boss and I stole apple pie from the teacher's lounge fridge today! Delicious.
3. I have to wear two sets of dental elastics at night now. I couldn't fall asleep last night because my mouth was all tangled in latex rings. Terrible.
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Your boss sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteAnd about the Vuarnets, did you buy yours for full price? They sell for 130 online and I got them for 2$ at the Goodwill. :|
She's great. 60 and Italian. Asks for forgiveness when she proclaims, "Jesus!" whenever any of her employees fuck up.
ReplyDeleteMy Vuarnets were actually my dad's. He got them in the early 80's for skiing. They're now mine, along with his tortoise Wayfarers... *evil smile*